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Discussion in 'HL2RP Discussion' started by Lawlman, May 21, 2020.

  1. Lawlman

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    Figured I'd make one of these specifically for Singularity. I've already seen a ton of quotable funny shit being said, so here's a place to copy and paste any big funni comedy moments you have

    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "Hey shhh."
    Amber Hyde yells, "WHERE RATION!"
    [OOC] General Squad Leader (lukemac): Change log; ration machine removed :(
    Amber Hyde yells, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang whispers, "Girl."
    Mr. Jackie Piang whispers, "Ur a girl right?"
    [OOC] Dumb Retard: gib ration now
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "I can do good."
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "Erp."
    Keith Kelly yells, "THE GODS GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "C'mon."
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "Girl."
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "OH YES!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "PUNCH--!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "PUNCH ME--!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "/--."
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "Ha--."
    Urbansprint has completed relocation.
    Keith Kelly yells, "HUMMUNA HUMMUNA HUMMUNA!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "Y harder."
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "H--!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "HAT--!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "HARDER!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang yells, "YES!"
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "--."
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "I --."
    Mr. Jackie Piang says, "--."
     
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    [OOC] CӨTA: what if gay
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    Ellis Justice asks, "Is that a TV on top of a microwave?"
    Amber Hyde says, "Don't question it."

    The TV microwave phenomena
     
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    Ellis Justice says, "** Ellis Justice emits hog squealing and screeching as he bashes the ration machine and destroys it in a fit of rage and fury."
    egg suicided!
     
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    Amber Hyde says, "Hey, Rongxi. You want these pants? They're my old jumpsuit pants. Figured someone could -."
    Amber Hyde vomits all over the place!
    Han Rongxi says, "HOLY SHIT."
    My whole body begins to sweat.
    ** Amber Hyde hunches over, vomiting as she leans onto the counter. "Gah - fuck!".
    Han Rongxi asks, "Amber, what the fuck?! Are you okay!?"
    Amber Hyde vomits all over the place!
    Han Rongxi exclaims, "Jesus christ!"
    Han Rongxi exclaims, "I'm getting a bucket!"
    ** Amber Hyde nodded slowly, before vomiting again. She reaches into her back pocket and tries to wipe her mouth with a spare rag.
    Amber Hyde takes a drink of Water from their Union Can.
    ** Amber Hyde reaches for the bucket, leaning onto the counter with her left arm as she held the bucket in front of her with her right.
    Han Rongxi says, "I think you need to see a doctor..."
    Amber Hyde says, "Just - drank too much..."
    Han Rongxi asks, "You were drunk?"
    Amber Hyde says, "Shouldn't of had that beer earlier."
    Amber Hyde says, "N-No, not really."
    Amber Hyde says, "Just tipsy..."
    Han Rongxi says, "You don't just projectile vomit from two beers."
    Amber Hyde says, "Four - actually..."
    Han Rongxi says, "Oh."
    Han Rongxi says, "..."
    Han Rongxi says, "Then you're probably, like."
    Han Rongxi says, "Drunk, but haven't realised."
    Amber Hyde says, "Liver's probably not used to it, j-just a one time thing..."
    Han Rongxi says, "Right. I'll clean it up."
    ** Amber Hyde nods, shaking her head. "Sorry.".
    Han Rongxi says, "It's okay. Shit happens."

    --Later, upstairs in the apartments...--

    Han Rongxi vomits all over the place!
    My chest burns with my infested lungs.
    Han Rongxi yells, "AMBER FUCKIN' HELL!"
     
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    jayqwillian kicked Xavier 'Royalist' James (Item transferring - removed from beta).


    ** Tatsuro Taniguchi continues reading his novel, flipping through the pages.
    Tatsuro Taniguchi rolled 100/100.
    (Tatsuro Taniguchi) ** Fucking flawless. **
    [LOOC] Brian Wallace: what the fuck
     
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    [OOC] CӨTA: no
    [OOC] Jason The Husky: Y E S
    [OOC] Dumb Retard: negative
    [OOC] alfa: bruhh??

    I'm posting this in direct response to Husky calling me cold. Im offended
     
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    ** Bulluck Mcgrady holds up a gravity defying 3/2 unit cup of coffee.
    (Mason Hughes) ** The Impossible Coffee explodes violently from implausable pressurization, shredding Bulluck's abdomen into a bloody mess! **
    [LOOC] Han Rongxi: wtf
    [LOOC] Tatsuro Taniguchi: yo wtf
    [LOOC] Nick Grey: UH OH
    [LOOC] Ellis Justice: lmao what
    [LOOC] Brian Wallace: drugs
     
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    [OOC] DCF Took my kids: BIRD
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-RCT.92271: YES HE LISTENED
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-UNIT.11534: RL gettin on too
    true
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-UNIT.11534: what
    I picked up a civil protection uniform.
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-RCT.92271: IM READY
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-UNIT.11534: what
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-UNIT.11534: WHAT
    ** Bird shits on you.
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-RCT.92271: [PM to Bird]: Poop in my mouth
    [LOOC] CCA.C17-UNIT.11534: what the fuck
     
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